Master Of Ceremony

Can't Break Me
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You come around, hangin’ downtown
Looking for someone that ain’t got a clue
Messin’ ‘round, goin’ down on every guy
Don’t you say it ain’t the truth
You’re lookin’ at me with the devil in your eyes
Thinkin’ this fool will be a cinch
So take your shot at fame
Because I know your little game
You ain’t nothin’ but a triflin’ bitch

Ain’t that the blues (Ain’t that the blues)
Girl, you’re old news (yeah, you’re old news)
You think I’m broke down cryin’
But I can't quit laughin’ at you
Things ain’t the same
Well, ain’t that a shame (ain’t that a shame)
You can toy with my heart all you want, little girl
But you ain’t never breakin’ me

You got your mind made up, got your plans laid out
Think you’ll leave me sittin’, wantin’ more
But what you don’t know, baby, is another young lady
Played this game on me before
So take your best shot, baby, I can see where this is headed
Got me lookin’ all around for the door
Because you’re 10 lbs. of crazy in a 5 lb. box
Ain’t going back there no more

Ain’t that the blues (Ain’t that the blues)
Girl, you’re old news (yeah, you’re old news)
You think I’m broke down cryin’
But I can't quit laughin’ at you
Things ain’t the same
Well, ain’t that a shame (ain’t that a shame)
You can toy with my heart all you want, little girl
But you ain’t never breakin’ me
You can toy with my heart all you want, little girl
But you ain’t never breakin’ me

Ain’t it great to find you’ve been wastin’ all your time
Chasin’ chances that you thought you might win?
Maybe now you see you should have let me be
I’m gonna scream your story from the top of every mountain
For the whole damn world to see

So tell me now, little girl, whatever in this world
Made you think you could treat me bad
You're gonna wake up one day realizing what I say
I was the best thing you almost had
The only thing that I can say right before I walk away
And I really hate to be so blunt
But the words I use when I talk about you are
Bitch
Whore
& Cunt

Ain’t that the blues (Ain’t that the blues)
Girl, you’re old news (yeah, you’re old news)
You think I’m broke down cryin’
But I can't quit laughin’ at you
Things ain’t the same
Well, ain’t that a shame (ain’t that a shame)
You can toy with my heart all you want, little girl
Toy with my heart

Ain’t that the blues (Ain’t that the blues)
Girl, you’re old news (yeah, you’re old news)
You think I’m broke down cryin’
But I can't quit laughin’ at you
Things ain’t the same
Well, ain’t that a shame (ain’t that a shame)
You can toy with my heart all you want, little girl
But you ain’t never breakin’ me
You can toy with my heart all you want, little girl
But you ain’t never breakin’ me

 

I Need You
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I need you to get me through the day
I need you in all those special ways
I need you to get me through the night
I need you to make everything all right

I need you
I need you
I need you
I need you

When I was tired you gave me your bed
When I was hungry made sure I was fed
When I was down you lifted me up
When I was horny, baby, you sexed me up

I need you
I need you
I need you
I need you

When I was tired you gave me your bed
When I was hungry made sure I was fed
When I was down you lifted me up
When I was horny, baby, you sexed me up

I need you
I need you
I need you
I need you

 

Tangled Up In You
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I wanna see you in the morning light laying next to me
Legs locked together, tangled up in you, that's where I wanna be
Pull back the curtains just to see the sunlight play across your face
Let's make some memories this Alabama moonshine can't erase

Dance with me - in the front yard just for fun
Can't you see - darlin' you're my only one
Let's forget about the world today
Hide ourselves away from everyone

Let go your worries, let these feelings take us to another place
We have the time and it would be a shame to let it go to waste
We’ll make love to the sound of Zeppelin playing on the radio
Sit on the front porch sippin’ moonshine as the sun is sinking low

Dance with me - in the front yard like a fool
Can't you see - there's nothing else I’d rather do
Let's forget about the world today
Let me stay here tangled up in you

Dance with me - in the front yard just for fun
Can't you see - darlin' you're my only one
Let's forget about the world today
Hide ourselves away from everyone

Dance with me - in the front yard like a fool
Can't you see - there's nothing else I’d rather do
Let's forget about the world today
Let me stay here tangled up in you

 

Saturday Night
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Sittin' at home on a Saturday night
Sittin' at home on a Saturday night
Sittin' at home on a Saturday night
Hope my little baby gonna treat me right

Smoke a little bowl before I go to town
Smoke a little bowl before I go to town
Smoke a little bowl before I go to town
Drinkin' with my baby always brings me down

Baby talkin' to me tryin' to break my soul
Baby talkin' to me tryin' to break my soul
Baby talkin' to me tryin' to break my soul
She says I'm too damn old for this rock 'n' roll

So I'm sittin' at home on a Saturday night
Sittin' at home on a Saturday night
Sittin' at home on a Saturday night 
Waitin' for my baby, gonna end this fight

 

Brand New Day
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In the morning
Don't you wake
I'll be right there
When daylight breaks
All your cares
Will be gone away
It'll be a brand new day
A brand new day

Lay with me
As the rain comes down
Have you ever heard
A more beautiful sound
All your cares
Will be gone away
It's a brand new day
A brand new day

Stay right here
As the night rolls in
Feels so right
It can't be sin
All your cares
Will be gone away
It's a brand new day
A brand new day

 

I Swear
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Woman of mine
We made it all this time
Why’d you leave me all alone

I search for you here
But you’re long gone
I look for you there
Everywhere I looked was wrong

I swear I didn’t mean to make you feel the way you feel inside
I didn’t mean to hurt your pride
I never wanted to say goodbye
If only you can find it in your heart to give me one more try
I can give our love new life
I can keep you satisfied

And I swear
We can make it
We can take this life and make it all work out
I swear
Woman, I’m not fakin’
We can show them all what our love’s all about
Baby, I swear


Lyin’ home alone
I think about you all night long
As the teardrops start to fall

Sittin’ by the phone
Waiting on your call
I’m there all night long
Woman, you don’t call at all

I find myself driving by your house just to see if you’re at home
Yeah, baby, I know it’s wrong
But without you I can’t go on
My friends tell me waitin’ for you’s nothin’ more than just a waste of time
They tell me get on with your life
But I just can’t live that lie

And I swear
We can make it
We can take this life and make it all work out
I swear
Woman, I’m not fakin’
We can show them all what our love’s all about
Baby, I swear


Woman, I love you
I’m always thinking of you
So tell me, who’s that man
Laying by your side
He can’t love you like
Like I do

And I swear
We can make it
We can take this life and make it all work out
I swear
Woman, I’m not fakin’
We can show them all what our love’s all about

And I swear
We can make it
We can take this life and make it all work out
I swear
Woman, I’m not fakin’
We can show them all what our love’s all about
Baby, I swear

 

A Song For You
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Can I
Lay you down
On my bed
Slide my hand
Beneath your head

Can I
Lie down
Next to you
Kiss your lips
The way I used to do

Can I hold you
Just one more time tonight
Pretend everything’s all right
Help get me through these lonely nights of
Living without you
Living without you

Can I
Brush your hair back
From your face
I wanna
See your smile
As we embrace

Look into my eyes and see
It’s only you and me
The way it used to be
Can I sing a song for you
Can I sing a song for you


Can I
Lay you down
Just one more time
Let me pour you
Another glass of wine

 

Marlena
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Stopped by the bar to hear this new band
Drinks started flowing, guess I should just understand
Marlena, you cheatin’ whore!

Nailed to the barstool with her hand on my thigh
Never understood why I never wondered why
Marlena, you cheatin’ whore!

Got no idea how I didn’t see
That trainload of bullshit that was coming for me
Marlena, you cheatin’ whore!

Just that girl and me were there, if I’d only known
That train that I was ridin’ had a couple fellas on
Marlena, you cheatin’ whore!

You use your pain as an excuse to explain your actions away
You’ve got to live the blues to play the blues, or so they all say
Lickin’ locals like you love them ain’t the way to get ahead
I can’t believe I let your nasty ass lay down in my bed!

By the time the night was over, I was feelin’ all right
Ridin’ bareback underneath the velvet moonlight
Marlena, you cheatin’ whore!

You use your pain as an excuse to explain your actions away
You’ve got to live the blues to play the blues, or so they all say
Lickin’ locals like you love them ain’t the way to get ahead
I can’t believe I let your nasty ass lay down in my bed!

Can’t begin to guess just what the numbers might be
But right now, I tell ya, Brother, hell, it hurts when I pee
Marlena, you cheatin’ whore!

 

Dance On, Devil Woman
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Dance on, devil woman
You ain’t no friend of mine
Dance on, devil woman
You ain’t no friend of mine
Dance on, devil woman
Back across that state line

Dance on, devil woman
Your time has come and gone
Dance on, devil woman
Your time has come and gone
Dance on, devil woman
Dance all night long

Dance on, devil woman
It surely has been fun
Dance on, devil woman
It surely has been fun
Dance on, devil woman
It’s time for me to run